I dropped my phone in the toilet. It's gone. Don't bother trying to call. The fun thing is that I've got that little chip in the back of it that saves numbers for you, but I didn't use it. So the numbers are gone, I'm not gonna call you.
I kept meaning to save to the chip thing, but didn't. Too lazy, no time, all that. I meant to, though. The moral to the story is that the plug gets pulled whenever it does, waiting for a better time isn't such a good idea. Go tell someone you love that you do before you fall in the toilet.