I'm out for a week and I just can't stand to see this damn page sitting here like salted soil. I love that image, in fact I always thought the phrase "salt of the earth" was an Ironic one until recently I was corrected. I guess it's not intentionally sarcastic, but I'm a little lost as to the origin of the phrase as salt is bad for earth.
There's likely a lot I don't really need to know.
I promise to be a bit more fertile here, soon.